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Pentagram Join 70,000 Tons Of Metal Cruise
PentagramYou know, I’ve been thinking. If I went on this 70,000 Tons of Metal Cruise, I’d get all kinds of tail. Hot, slutty, metal tail. Why’s that? This boy knows what he’s doing. So do Pentagram....
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Children Of Bodom, Alestorm Added To 70,000 Tons Of Metal
I hear there's a gloryhole somewhere on the cruiseSo, I’m trying to get a ticket for this 70,000 Tons of Metal Cruise because I think it would be fun to blog from the fucking cruise. My whole purpose...
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Annihilator Joins 70,000 Tons Of Metal Lineup
AnnihilatorI will not be attending the 70,000 Tons of Metal Cruise. Sniffle. I will not be able to afford the sojourn on the oceans, even though Annihilator are now on the bill. Bogus. I wanted to go...
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70,000 Tons Of Metal Nab Nile, In Flames
NileYes, it’s true. I spoke with Nile’s Karl Sanders recently about the band being offered the cruise. I guess it looks like they accepted the offer. The third annual 70,000 Tons of Metal cruise — set...
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DragonForce Join 70,000 Tons Of Metal Cruise
DragonForceNot that DragonForce are the kind of band you shell out big bucks to see. At least I wouldn’t. I think DragonForce are a novelty act…they play spastically speedy, and basically have no real...
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Fear Factory Playing Demanufacture On 2014 70,000 Tons Of Metal Cruise
DemanufactureOK. That’s it. I have never attended one of these heavy metal cruises, but next year, I’m fucking going. The only Fear Factory album I still listen to religiously — 1995‘s Demanufacture —...
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Carcass Booked For 70,000 Tons Of Metal
CarcassIn related news, I will definitely be making the January 2014 edition of the heavy metal cruise — mark my fucking words. Carcass are playing, people. CARCASS! The 70,000 Tons of Metal Cruise...
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The Haunted’s New Lineup Books First Gig
The new Haunted That’s right, fuckers. The brand spankin’ new lineup of Swedish metal act The Haunted will make its live debut during the upcoming 2014 edition of what is bill as “The World’s Biggest...
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Satyricon’s Frost Backs Out Of Metal Cruise
Frost with a ladyYou know, I made a last ditch effort to get my ass on board the 70,000 Tons of Metal Cruise, where I was planning to meet (and then MEAT) this chick I’ve been flirting online with for...
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God Dethroned Reuniting For Metal Cruise
God DethronedIt’s been two years since they played their farewell performance on board 70000 Tons of Metal cruise. Now, the band’s announced its return at the 2015 installment of the metal cruise. Says...
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Annihilator Playing Shows With Former Vocalist
Reunited and it feels so goodJeff Waters has enlisted former vocalist Coburn Pharr to join Annihilator when it performs as part of the 70000 Tons Of Metal cruise. The boat takes off for Jamaica in...
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